Wednesday, December 23, 2009

And a Merry Christmas to You, GP

My Dad informed me last night that a certain GP was so kind as to have his wife deliver a Christmas gift to my Dad for me. My parents will bring it up to Cleveland for me this weekend, so I’m yet sure what the gift is. While the from line on the gift states, “Fox News,” I am fairly certain that the benefactor of this gift is GP.

Fortunately and unfortunately, GP was not offended by my last blog entry in the slightest. My Dad tells me that while I may have won that battle, the war forges on. He says I have only thrown more fuel on GP’s fire. Yet, GP did tell me personally that he enjoys hearing both sides of the story. So I will continue to persist in hopes of swaying him eventually.

Anyway, since it seems that GP has given me a Christmas gift, I felt it appropriate to repay the favor. So I just sent him a lovely Christmas card from TerraPass, a organization that offsets carbon by sponsoring alternative power projects. The card represents a reduction of 500 pounds of CO2 – the average emissions from two week’s worth of driving.

While I had considered purchasing carbon offsetting for his vehicle for 2010, I realized that I would be broke in the end. If I wanted to offset all of GP’s vehicles (for GP is a Jay Leno in that he is the proud owner of about eight bazillion cars), I would need to take out a small loan.

But I did let GP know that he himself can purchase a yearly offset for his vehicles, and I encouraged him to do so. With the money spent on carbon offsetting, TerraPass funds three different project types: clean energy produced by wind power; farm power (which makes good use of animal wastes); and landfill gas capture (which reduces the impact of our own wastes).

So if you’re stuck looking for a last-minute Christmas gift for a family member or friend, consider purchasing a TerraPass.

Have a Merry Christmas everyone – especially you, GP!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Why PG Isn’t Green & Why GP Will Never Change My Opinion

My Dad has an overly persistent friend who finds it necessary to continue to defend the “greenness” of his employer - a large, multi-national corporation. What’s amazing here is not that my Dad has a friend, nor the fact that his friend enjoys antagonizing me; it’s that his friend seems to think that by continually sharing with me some articles from the company’s corporate newsletter that I will simply roll over and buy in to this greenwashing.

I’m not here to defame the company (from here on called “PG”) or insult the friend (from here on called “GP”). However, once and for all, I want to get the facts straight and put this issue to rest.

In this blog entry, I’m going to do an in-depth examination of several products sold by “PG”. These examinations clearly demonstrate that in no way are these products healthy for humans or the environment.

Clairol Herbal Essences Shampoo: Until recently, Herbal Essences claimed to offer users an organic experience. But there is not much about this product that is herbal or organic. The Campaign for Safe Cosmetics, http://www.safecosmetics.org/, states that Herbal Essences products contain more than a dozen synthetic petrochemicals and has a moderate toxicity rating. As you can see in the Cosmetics Database, http://www.cosmeticsdatabase.com/brand/Clairol/, Clairol products contain ingredients that promote cancer, developmental/reproductive toxicity, allergies/immunotoxicity and more. Additionally, Clairol has NOT signed the Compact for Safe Cosmetics.

Febreze: An Environmental Working Group, http://www.ewg.org/, study that tested over 20 cleaners used in schools in California detected hundreds of air contaminants not listed as ingredients by manufacturers. The #3 offender revealed by the study: Febreze Hawaiian Air Effects, http://www.ewg.org/schoolcleaningsupplies/results/FebrezeAirEffects, which released 89 air contaminants, the third highest of any product tested. One of the chemicals in the products is linked to cancer, another to neurotoxicity. The study also revealed that a model classroom – using three certified green products – contained far less air pollution than the same classroom using three conventional cleaners.

Swiffer: I have a personal gripe with Swiffer. Everything about the Swiffer is environmentally unfriendly. You buy some cheaply-made mop, some disposable dry cloths and – if you’re really lazy – some disposable wet clothes, and get cleaning. Use the cloth one time and throw it away. Last year, Americans threw away 83,000 tons of disposable wipes – including Swiffer clothes. The Swiffer wet cloths leaves some funky film on your floor, which then transfers onto your feet, your shoes, in your bed, etc. This product just contributes to our “disposable society.” Use it once and throw it away. However, it comes back to the Benjamins ($$$). Ultimately, the more products we use, the more money the corporation makes. So I understand why they’re in favor of one-time-use products that pile up in our landfills.

Pringles:
PG itself has claimed that Pringles are not potato chips. They are “potato crisps” – well, at least that’s what PG’s tax lawyers claim, http://consumerist.com/2008/07/procter-gamble-pringles-are-not-potato-chips.html#comments-content. So let’s quit pretending that some packaged product that we can’t even call a potato chip is actually healthy for us. Additionally, Pringles have been under fire on and off for the last several years as to whether they contain ingredients that cause cancer. The fact that they are not produced using organic potatoes (meaning potatoes are exposed to pesticides) and contain corn oil, cottonseed oil and sunflower oil (promote inflammation, which can lead to cancer) means that everything about them is not healthy for humans or the environment.

So GP, I will never will see it the way you do. You can keep sending me those happy corporate stories about how great your company is, but ultimately it is flawed – and humans and the environment are paying the price.